I’m so punk rock that when a host of a tv show tells me to stay tuned I change the channel.
lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
melesbian: If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
Anonymous asked: I'm horny
snazziest: It was boner at first sight
My roommate: I wonder if there's car porn out there. Like someone dressing their car up all sexy...put a bra on it...maybe a thong...