Getting compliments on my beard EVERY time I work. It excites me to know people notice/approve.
Mr. T on the nu-wave oven infommercial. No matter how many time I’ve seen it, hearing Mr. T say “I pity the fool who waits on his dinner.” never gets old.
Me and your beard are hanging off a cliff. Who do you save?
I would save my beard, then my beard would save you. Everyone’s happy.
- Mikayla: [21:23:46] teetee: how old r u
- Mikayla: teetee, no.
- Me: say you're a teeteeteenager bahaha
- Me: I'm so lame.
- True story.
y r u so adorable
If it weren’t for my puppy dog eyes and great beard, I doubt we would be having this discussion. Mainly the beard though.
Describe an average day in the life of Tim.
Wake up. Watch court shows with my roommate. Take a shower. Sing loudly in the shower. Drive to school. Sing loudly in the car. Sit in class. Sing loudly in my head in class. Come home. Watch Family Feud or if I’m lucky I catch an episode of Maury. If it’s a good day I go and play some disc golf. The whole time talking to Mikayla all day. I lead a very boring life but at times it’s pretty exciting. Mostly the times I sing loudly.
Would you ever want to be a ginger?
I have a semi-ginger beard. You can see it in the sunlight. I dig being a dark headed guy though.