February 2011
January 2011
Ask me things
I want to answer some questions or whatever when I get back from work.
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allofthisistrue asked: hahah! you can borrow one?!??!?!
Beard Revue: Austin Facial Hair Club’s BEARD PROM →
beardrevue:
Beard Prom in Austin tomorrow night!
Hi, we’re the Austin Facial Hair Club. We’re throwing a bunch of awesome fund-raising party/events to help get us to the World Beard & Moustache Championships in Norway this May 2011.
Here is one of them, the BEARD PROM, January 28. Welcome for all…
WHY MUST I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW?!?!?!
Must-See Movie Monday
Today’s movie is: The Usual Suspects (1995)
If you like movies that literally make your jaw drop and make you say “Wait, I thought…but he was…but what was…WHAT THE FFFUUUUU?!?!” then this is the movie for you. The story follows a few guys who are the normal roundup when things go wrong as a few of them try to explain to some detectives about their whereabouts...
Family Feud
Steve Harvey: Name something someone with long legs would have trouble fitting into.
Contestant: LONG PANTS!
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Herman Melville Has 25 Words for Beard
beardrevue:
In order, in two chapters of White Jacket:
beards
the crop
suburbs of the chin
homeward-bounders
fly-brushes
long, trailing moss hanging from the bough of some aged oak
love-curls
Winnebago locks
carroty bunches
rebellious bristles
redundant mops
yellow bamboos
long whiskers
thrice-noble beards
plantations of hair
whiskerandoes
nodding harvests
viny locks
the...
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