August 2011
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Why do I even try to sleep?
Beard Compliment Translations
iwrestledagrizzlyonce:
beckyloves:
longlostfriends:
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
My pants...
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BEARD TIP THURSDAY!
BEARD TIP: This one is a sexy one. And by sexy I mean it involves having sex. YES, IT’S TRUE! HAVING SEX HELPS YOUR BEARD GROW! Sexual stimulation releases male hormones called androgens which help facial hair grow. Now these hormones DO release at even the anticipation of sex as well, but let’s forget that really happens and say it only happens with sexual activity. So not only do you...
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Why would I pick classes that started at 8 a.m.?!
I should be better at this whole school thing.
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New followers!
Welcome to my blog. Stay a while. Dancing is encouraged.
Feel free to say hi.
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BEARD TIP THURSDAY!
BEARD TIP: This one will somewhat go along with last week’s tip. It’s about brushing your beard. Now this may seem like an easy thing right? Well you’re right, it is pretty simple, but that doesn’t mean you can just pick up any old brush and be good. The best are brushes that have boar bristles and some kind of wood handle. The wood handle isn’t a must but it looks...