God's Away On Business

I know when I saw it I was like

I need new friends.

7. I would say the same answer to question 10 would stay true to this one. 

13. My superpower would be to have the ability to teleport. IT would be easy to get to places and save on gas money. Oh and I would rob the hell out of people.

23. There’s no question 23 so you can have a couple of my favorite gifs.

2. I’m not a drug user. It’s just never been anything I got into, but I’m not the kind that condemns others who are.

10. Sense of humor, lips, willingness to try new things.

11. If I could travel anywhere, I would travel everywhere. I love traveling and I would like to camp out everywhere I go. I love trying new foods and seeing new things and having new experiences.

Thanks!

Ok well I guess I’ll explain a situation that has less to do with the sexual goings-on and more to do with why it stopped.

So when I was 16 or so my then girlfriend and I were doing what some teenagers do when they are home alone, and it just so happened to be very dark outside. While we were “in the moment” I noticed a strange small orange glow from my window, which I didn’t think much of and chalked it down to some headlights or something like that. Then the glow got bigger and bigger so I decided to check it out. As I looked out of my window, all I could see were giant flames coming off of my driveway which caused me to throw clothes on quickly and run outside to put the fire out. Turns out it was three friends of mine that thought it would be funny to draw a pentagram in gasoline on my driveway and set it ablaze. Only problem is that the one friend that was in charge of drawing the pentagram had no idea to make one so it just turned out to be a giant driveway on fire about half an inch off of my front yard. After the fire was out, my friends came back to inspect the damage and we all laughed about it, except for my girlfriend who was pretty furious and needless to say, we didn’t finish what we started. Totally worth it.

Sex is gross.

I’m proud of you. Quick tip: stay away from phrases like “Let me stick my tube steak in your wet oven.” because it might end up being your last sexting experience.

Go to the second page of my blog and there’s a picture of my beard tagged “me” and if you click that tag there will be pages of pictures of me.